Why'd you decide to skip the sleepover tonight?
I just got interviewed by a man in footie pajamas, and I'm afraid he'll snuggle up to me. I never had sleepovers when I was a kid. It was all pedophiles where I was growing up. You had to be very careful.
He doesn't think I'm a pedophile? Right? Right? And he's not the only one who had eyes for me. We also got mentioned in a NY Times blog, (again, not by name). There was a woman from the NY Sun who took my picture too, but I guess her editors didn't let that one through...